i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that
"Look out the window and tell me what you see."
"Um…a small, scruffy dog watching a man taking a piss in an alley," Moist said. "Sorry, but you chose the wrong time."
"Had I been taken *less literally*," said Lord Vetinari, giving him a Look, "you would have seen a large, bustling city, full of ingenious people spinning wealth out of the common clay of the world."
when someone asks what its like to be young these days
someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one
update: i’m out of watermelon
make watermelon clothes
yes, yes this is the man i’ve chosen to love everybody
Imagine: you go outside to run into this man.
We have no idea what he’s doing…
drinking water but in a punk rock way
What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?
[talking about what he spends the most time on when he goes on a date] Unfortunately, my hair. Sometimes, suddenly, there’s a different wave in there you might not want.