zeldathemes
well THATS attractive
I'm only 14 and i'm already worried about my future ffs

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

"Look out the window and tell me what you see."

"Um…a small, scruffy dog watching a man taking a piss in an alley," Moist said. "Sorry, but you chose the wrong time."

"Had I been taken *less literally*," said Lord Vetinari, giving him a Look, "you would have seen a large, bustling city, full of ingenious people spinning wealth out of the common clay of the world."

Making Money, Terry Pratchett, 2007 (via mzminola)

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon


make watermelon clothes

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

evilqueened:

ouat + purple requested by bucvky.

uhbenedict:

yes, yes this is the man i’ve chosen to love everybody

sherlockspeare:

Imagine: you go outside to run into this man.

drachula:

url graphics // timetravl

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?

dont

Nissan!

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[talking about what he spends the most time on when he goes on a date] Unfortunately, my hair. Sometimes, suddenly, there’s a different wave in there you might not want.

[talking about what he spends the most time on when he goes on a date] Unfortunately, my hair. Sometimes, suddenly, there’s a different wave in there you might not want.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Learning the Dance clip